It's the small things

Life can be tough at times. Why, only last week was lasagne removed from the refectory menus here at the University of Wales, Newport. None could deny what a damaging blow this was to our welfare - the happiness of students throughout, shattered.

Well today I can gladly report that the best thing the refectory produced, namely the aforementioned delicacy, has returned once more to the lunch menu. Oh what joys, what splendorous joys!

I ate well today.